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Primary CasefileCASE-AIDOOM
Cover Image for The AI DOOM Game: A Revolutionary Leap in Gaming Technology

Google's real-time AI-generated 1993 DOOM remake: every frame produced by a neural network on the fly. Either the most impressive tech demo of the decade, or proof that superintelligence will spend its first years clearing demons in a hallway.

Dade Murphy

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Filed StoryCASE-AIDOOM
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AI Doom: A Beginners Guide

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AI doomerism: a philosophy of measured risk that got gentrified into an identity by people who desperately needed a new religion. Here's what it actually is, where it came from, and why the loudest version is almost entirely wrong.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-REGULA
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Regulatory Capture for Dummies

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How AI regulation can become a moat, why ‘safety’ can turn into an incumbent advantage, and what to watch for if you don’t want policy to be a product feature.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-HOWTOT
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How to Touch Grass in the Latent Space

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A practical anti-doomscrolling protocol for staying informed about AI without letting the discourse hijack your nervous system. Being well-informed and being terminally online about AI doom are not the same thing, and your cortisol knows the difference.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-PDOOMA
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p(doom) Is Just Tech Bro Astrology

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A guide to reading doom probabilities as the summary statistic they are, not the identity they're trying to become. A number typed with confidence is not the same as evidence — here's how to tell the difference without catching the anxiety.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-VIBESV
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Vibes vs. Evals

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Benchmarks are useful. They’re also easy to game, easy to over-interpret, and terrible at predicting ‘works in production.’ Here’s how to think in evals instead of vibes.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-AGIBY2
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AGI by 2027 (And Other Things God Told Me)

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A timeline reality check: what’s actually being predicted, what the data says, and why ‘2027’ is usually a vibes-based calendar invite. Every few months someone rediscovers the year like a prophecy — here's how to read the claim without catching the certainty.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-ALIGNM
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Alignment: This One Weird Trick (It’s Not a Trick)

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Alignment isn’t a single algorithm. It’s a set of failure modes, measurement problems, and governance constraints pretending to be a philosophy debate.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-RLHFGI
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RLHF: Giving the Shoggoth a Treat

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RLHF makes models nicer and more useful. It does not magically turn ‘optimize the loss’ into ‘share your values.’ Here’s what it fixes, and what it doesn’t.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-FOOMIS
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“Foom” Is Not a Verb

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Recursive self-improvement is a hypothesis with prerequisites, not a magic word you say to skip the hard parts of forecasting. Let's talk about what it actually requires — and why those prerequisites are doing a lot of heavy lifting that nobody wants to measure.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-PAPERC
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Paperclip Maximizers & Other 80s B-Movies

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Instrumental convergence, goal misgeneralization, and why 'it'll turn us into paperclips' is a metaphor — not a screenplay you should bet your nervous system on. The thought experiment is useful; treating it like a mechanism map is where the discourse goes off the rails.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-HOWTOR
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How to Raise $100M With Doomer Fanfiction

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A field guide to the incentives that turn ‘maybe risky’ into ‘extinction on par with nukes,’ and why fear sells—even when the mechanism is missing.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-DONOTF
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Don’t Fear the Terminator: Why AI Lacks the Survival Instinct

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Zador and LeCun wrote the paper your doomer friend will never read: AI doesn't have survival instincts because evolution didn't build it that way. The Terminator scenario requires a biological premise that silicon structurally lacks.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
Filed StoryCASE-WHATIS
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What is AI Risk and Alignment?

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Alignment 'risk' is a research field in search of a real problem. The counterfactual exists: uncensored models and anti-aligned models are all over Hugging Face, and Earth is still here. Here's what the discourse gets wrong.

Dade Murphy

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Dade Murphy
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